I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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