we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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