Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm always down for nudity.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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