Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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