She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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