the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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