Everything about him screamed your future.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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