Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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