Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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