brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I touched a dick in church today
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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