I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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