Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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