If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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