We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Dicks are not precious.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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