Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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