I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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