is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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