TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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