I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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