my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Randomize
