the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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