i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
