at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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