Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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