Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
A+ Viking dick
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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