I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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