I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
accomplished twins. life is a go
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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