at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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