I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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