A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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