You can't special order awesome
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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