I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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