I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
