Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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