Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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