she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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