what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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