i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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