it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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