I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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