she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Oh Jesus.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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