pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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