Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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