I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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