did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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