My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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