Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I need you to use more vowels.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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