did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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