so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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