no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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