How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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