I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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