I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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