Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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